my thighs were made to be wrapped around a hot daddy’s face
i feel so whack judging lame people in relationships im so bitter that nerds can be happy
So just because someone doesn’t fit your definition of “cool” they’re not allowed to be in a happy, healthy relationship? Maybe that’s why you’re single.
im single because every sexual partner ive had has died from immense physical trauma due to my gigantic wiener. so maybe take a walk in my shoes before you judge…
My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is
Jessica Lange + AHS + mirrors
"I’m not into guys. will I figure it out and like investigate? yeah! that’s life. like, I can understand will… because I took the time to understand will."
Emma Watson represents the UN, in her role as UN Women Goodwill Ambassador, in Uruguay where she was campaigning for a higher representation of women in politics.
Emma Watson is the only girl I’d go straight for she’s perfection😩❤️
#rp #IOS8 it just got real #lmao #turndownforwhat
this new technology is just helping people get wilder and wilder